Lord Dukes de Enfer
Writer. Thinker. Professional chaos observer.
I'm just a guy who writes about things that matter—and plenty of things that don't. Sports, culture, the internet, and whatever else catches my attention. I started this blog because I had opinions and nobody was asking for them. So I made a place where I could share them anyway.
The Origin Story
It started with a Medium post that got way more attention than it deserved. Then another. Then people started asking where they could read more. So I built this—a home for long-form takes, power rankings, and the occasional rant that needs more than 280 characters. I've been writing online since before it was cool, took a break when it became cool, and came back when everyone started doing it wrong. My goal isn't to go viral (though I won't complain). It's to write things that are worth reading twice.
The Mission
This blog exists to cut through the noise. No hot takes for the sake of hot takes. No engagement bait. Just honest writing about things I actually care about. If you're here, you probably found me through a sports post or a culture piece. Stick around—there's more where that came from. Subscribe if you want the good stuff delivered directly. Or don't. I'm not your dad.